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Post by SJFaerlind Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:18 am

C'mon in and enjoy a meal and a beverage, get the latest gossip from the locals and buy supplies for your intergalactic journey. Be sure to visit the psychic in the corner and don't forget to see the barkeep for some bad advice. Oh and by the way... due to a minor malfunction in the environmental air quality control machinery, you MUST visit the bathroom to release unlicensed gaseous emissions. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. Very Happy
Enjoy your stay!
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Post by Crouton Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:43 am

But the bathroom is in use! What do I do!?
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Post by JNK Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:37 am

4 kebabs and 17 beers, please!
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Post by Ephemeral Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:56 am

Brussel sprouts please. Lots and lots of brussel sprouts!
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Post by SJFaerlind Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:07 pm

Crouton wrote:But the bathroom is in use! What do I do!?

Emergency measures are provided for your convenience at the end of the counter:
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JNK wrote:4 kebabs and 17 beers, please!

*fires up the grill*


Ephemeral wrote:Brussel sprouts please. Lots and lots of brussel sprouts!
I am afraid that due to the aforementioned air quality control problems we are unable to offer the following menu items:
brussel sprouts
broccoli
beans (of any kind)
corn on the cob
soda pop IS available...just in limited quantities ....(sorry Queen of Darkness....)
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Post by anon Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:10 pm

psychic in the corner


FRAUD!

arrest this men. I am with the international fleet of cats of the internet.
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Post by SJFaerlind Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:49 pm

darn it all..... now where am I going to get another psychic?!?!?!?!
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Post by JNK Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:27 pm

anon wrote: psychic in the corner


FRAUD!

arrest this men. I am with the international fleet of cats of the internet.

and one cat kebab, plz...
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Post by Ephemeral Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:15 pm

I could have a go at being a psychic, SJ. I'm just not sure how that works...
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Post by JNK Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:17 am

Ephemeral wrote:I could have a go at being a psychic, SJ. I'm just not sure how that works...

cannot help you there, but I know how to be a psycho... Twisted Evil
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Post by Ephemeral Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:20 pm

Okay then. I'll be a cyclist. Smile
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Post by JNK Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:56 pm

like in tour de france?
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Post by SJFaerlind Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:16 am

I don't know if we have room for the tour de france in here but Eph I think you'd make a great psychic Very Happy
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Post by JNK Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:21 am

I can make a good psycho!

*get his electric drill
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Post by Ephemeral Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:39 pm

SJFaerlind wrote:I don't know if we have room for the tour de france in here but Eph I think you'd make a great psychic Very Happy
I'm such a good psychic that I knew you were gonna say that. Razz

JNK wrote:I can make a good psycho!

*get his electric drill
And I knew you were gonna do that! Wink
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Post by SJFaerlind Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:04 am

OMG... he's good!
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Post by JNK Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:06 am

I wonder if he knows what's about to happen to his joints...Wink
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Post by Ephemeral Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:18 am

I'll let you know when it happens. Wink
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Post by SJFaerlind Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:05 pm

No... you'll let us know BEFORE it's going to happen! Very Happy
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Post by Ephemeral Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:02 pm

I knew you were gonna say that too. Wink
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Post by JNK Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:56 pm

sooo... what I'm saying next?
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Post by Ephemeral Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:25 pm

I'll let you know.
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Post by SJFaerlind Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:54 am

*raises hand and jumps up and down*
Oh I know! I know!
You were going to say that all psychics are charlatans...... am I right?
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Post by JNK Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:45 am

nah I was just going to fart loudly Smile
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Post by Ephemeral Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:27 pm

See? I told you! Razz
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