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Post by SJFaerlind Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:17 am

Post your funny science or sci fi jokes here!

Found on the door of a microbiology lab:
Staph only!
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Post by Ephemeral Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:55 am

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Post by JNK Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:14 am

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Post by The Doctor Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:14 pm

If Iron man and the silver surfer teamed up..












..... They'd be alloys. Ba-dum-tss.
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Post by JNK Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:44 am

how's that^ science? Very Happy
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Post by JNK Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:25 pm

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Post by SJFaerlind Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:26 am

I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH!
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Post by JNK Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:14 pm

y?
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Post by SJFaerlind Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:42 am

JNK wrote:y?
Blonde moment! I don't get it....?
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Post by JNK Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:03 pm

y?=why? Very Happy
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Post by olivia_the_vulcan Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:49 pm

SJFaerlind wrote:I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH!
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bahaha, this gets me every time I hear it
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Post by SJFaerlind Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:36 am

JNK wrote:y?=why? Very Happy
Oh I get it: YOU don't get it! XD

Na= sodium
H=hydrogen
NaH = sodium hydroxide OR a slang term for no
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Post by JNK Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:38 am

Oxygen Hydrogen, Oxygen Potasium Smile

what did I say? Smile
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Post by SJFaerlind Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:34 am

OH OK! I get it! XD
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Post by remavas Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:51 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!

AND

A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"
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Post by SJFaerlind Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:41 am

hahahaha Remavas.... very clever!
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Post by JNK Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:21 am

he's physics freak Smile
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