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Post by SJFaerlind on Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:17 am

Post your funny science or sci fi jokes here!

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Post by Ephemeral on Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:55 am

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Post by JNK on Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:14 am


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Post by The Doctor on Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:14 pm

If Iron man and the silver surfer teamed up..












..... They'd be alloys. Ba-dum-tss.

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Post by JNK on Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:44 am

how's that^ science? Very Happy

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Post by JNK on Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:25 pm

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Post by SJFaerlind on Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:26 am

I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH!
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Post by JNK on Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:14 pm

y?

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Post by SJFaerlind on Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:42 am

JNK wrote:y?
Blonde moment! I don't get it....?
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Post by JNK on Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:03 pm

y?=why? Very Happy

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Post by olivia_the_vulcan on Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:49 pm

SJFaerlind wrote:I was going to tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH!
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bahaha, this gets me every time I hear it

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Post by SJFaerlind on Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:36 am

JNK wrote:y?=why? Very Happy
Oh I get it: YOU don't get it! XD

Na= sodium
H=hydrogen
NaH = sodium hydroxide OR a slang term for no
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Post by JNK on Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:38 am

Oxygen Hydrogen, Oxygen Potasium Smile

what did I say? Smile

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Post by SJFaerlind on Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:34 am

OH OK! I get it! XD
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Post by remavas on Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:51 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!

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A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"
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Post by SJFaerlind on Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:41 am

hahahaha Remavas.... very clever!
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Post by JNK on Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:21 am

he's physics freak Smile

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