My dream last night... (not the full version)

Posted the full version on TFF, but I doubt anyone really wanted to read it in the first place.

Basically I was in a bizzaro type scenario where 81 year old Shatner was in love with me at the end of the dream and we were totally going to be together lololol

Did you eat cheese before bed? :p

... yes. That's creepy bro lol <3

Hey, I read it and it was thoroughly entertaining!

In a creeper kind of way...

I thought the psychological interpretation of it was way beyond me. I can say that if it had been my dream it might have been Harrison Ford...lol.

Well considering that I kept thinking it was a nightmare and usually everyone but myself was calm; I'd say that says that I overreact about my life and it's all really okay and I need to chill the eff out.

The boar as a pet was probably my love for strange and exotic animals, and my constant curiosity at their behaviour. The talking dog was me longing for a dog in real life who will bond with me, instead of the cats we have that drive me nuts and only approach me when they need something.

Me telling off Wil Wheaton was probably me finally standing up for myself, when I am often quiet and choose to ignore people who say awful things about me or people I love instead of confronting them. I don't like letting people having the satisfaction of knowing they got to me.

William Shatner falling in love with me was probably a reflection of the fact that he chose me as a mod (along with 8 others) for his subreddit, when I often feel like a failure. I succeeded at being awesome, so why should I care about my other limited successes in life?

I've always been good at interpreting my dreams, but my subconscious has the strangest way of manifesting my thoughts.

good it wasn't Michael Dorn... with all his Warf make up

lol good point!

olivia_the_vulcan wrote:... yes. That's creepy bro lol <3

figured :p Cheese is a bitch like that :p

Maybe I should start eating a slice of cheese before bed every night and see if I get more dreams like this.

*cough*

Oy vey.

Why would you do that?!

......because girls don't poop?

Because girls don't poop!

Poppycock! Girls poop all the time! They wee even! I just know it!

You're wrong!


And I'd eat cheese every night before bed just to make out with the Shat lol

I don't see the big appeal with shatner.

olivia_the_vulcan wrote:And I'd eat cheese every night before bed just to make out with the Shat lol

Shat and cheese... two words that should never go together.

Take out the ramble in the middle "Shat cheese". Add a vowel at the start ...


I SHAT CHEESE.

Good Lord.

Exactly what I was thinking. Eating enough cheese to do that... it's revolting

Hey, you started this mess!

you're all messed up

Eph, I did not start that.

JNK- Thanks